1. Sure, I’ll have another margarita /// It’ll help make you more attractive
2. You deserve better /// I can do better
3. I don’t want to ruin our friendship /// I have no desire to have sex with you
4. I’m kind of tired actually /// I’m tired of pretending to have fun
5. I’m really busy with job /// I had a better offer
6. I’m a writer / actor / musician /// I’m broke
7. I will be out of town for a while /// I’m married with 3 kids
8. Let’s take things slow /// You’re my back up plan
9. I like being friends /// I am not attracted to you
10. You’re an awesome dancer /// You must be awesome in bed!
11. You’re perfect! /// I will change you
12. Let’s do your place /// I don’t want my friends to see you
13. I’m not that hungry, let’s do drinks /// Let’s make this quick
14. Let’s talk soon /// Have a nice life!
15. Please don’t ever call me again /// Should I get a restraining order?
Are you the exception?… or… Are you the rule?
